Everything IS bigger in Texas

Hey Pac-Man…go fuck yourself. Debbie will be doing ME tonight.

Penthouse Forum’s Letter of the Month

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true.

Did he just say “Making Puck”?

I Had No Idea Algar was French

5:40 PM: Chicago signs UFA defenseman Brian Campbell to an 8-year deal worth $56.8 million.

3:43 PM: Chicago signs UFA goaltender Cristobal Huet to a 4-year $22.5 million deal.

I’d expect later today to hear that the naming rights to the United Center have been purchased by Noah’s Arcade.

Brian Campbell is Going Nowhere

Raskolnikov, you’ve gone too far now.  How high can you be to compare Brian Campbell aka Spin-O-Rama Jr. to the biggest single from the second best record of the shoegazer era?

Jose Theodore is Washington’s #1 Goalie

Ovie, you’ll have to break Gretzky’s scoring record if you want to make the playoffs.

Cristobal Huet to … the Blackhawks?!

Huet, Khabibulin, and Crawford are the new checking line.  Why?